Ola friends and followers, today I came accross a list of questions that even I cannot answer. Some odd, some funny, some silly but all of them enjoyable. :~)
Why doesn’t McDonald’s sell hotdogs?
At a movie theater which arm rest is
yours?
What is Satan’s last name?
Why do doctors leave the room when
you change? They’re going to see you
naked anyway.
Where does the toetag go on a dead
person if they don’t have toes?
If you dug a hole through the center of
the earth,and jumped in, would you
stay at the center because of gravity?
If a person dies and then springs back
to life, do they get their money back
for the coffin?
If you are asked to tell the truth, the
whole truth and nothing but the truth
and your the main witness, what if you
say “no”?
Do they bury people with their braces
on?
How far east can you go before you’re
heading west?
How does a Real Estate company sell
its office without causing confusion?
Do dentists go to other dentists or do
they just do it themselves?
Why do people think that swaying
their arm back and forth would change
the direction of a bowling ball?
If pro and con are opposites, wouldn’t
the opposite of progress be congress?
Why does grape flavor smell the way it
is when actual grapes don’t taste or
smell anything like it.
If a kid refuses to sleep during nap
time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
Is it rude for a deaf person to talk (sign) with their mouth full of food?
Why is the Lone Ranger called ‘Lone’ if
he always has his Indian friend Tonto
with him?
When does it stop being partly cloudy
and start being partly sunny?
Are eyebrows considered facial hair?
If a baby’s leg pops out at 11:59PM but
his head doesn’t come out until 12:01,
which day was he born on?
Is there a time limit on fortune cookie
predictions?
Since bread is square, then why is
sandwich meat round?
Do they have the word “dictionary” in
the dictionary?
Can you daydream at night?
Why is it that on a phone or calculator
the number five has a little dot on it?(I have always wondered coz my phone does hey)
Can crop circles be square?
If ghosts can walk through walls and
glide down stairs, why don’t they fall
through the floor?
Is it legal to travel down a road in
reverse, as long as your following the
direction of the traffic?
When Atheists go to court, do they
have to swear on the bible?
Why is vanilla ice cream white when
vanilla extract is brown?
What do you do when you see an
endangered animal that is eating an
endangered plant?
If a doctor suddenly had a heart attack
while doing surgery, would the other
doctors work on the doctor or the
patient?
How can something be “new” and
“improved”? if it’s new, what was it
improving on?
Why aren’t drapes double sided so it
looks nice on the inside and outside of
your home?
When two people marry, they say,
“you may kiss the bride”. What do they
say if two MEN get married?
Why is it that when we “skate on thin
ice”, we can “get in hot water”?
Why do people say beans beans the
magical fruit when beans are
vegetables?
If laughter is the best medicine, who’s
the idiot who said they ‘died
laughing’?
If money doesn’t grow on trees then
why do banks have branches?
Why are the little styrofoam pieces
called peanuts?
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs?
Rabbits don’t lay eggs.
Do siamese twins pay for one ticket or
two tickets when they go to movies
and concerts?
Why does caregiver and caretaker
mean the same thing?
Can a short person “talk down” to a
taller person?
If a bald person works as a chef at a
restaurant, do they have to wear a
hairnet?
If milk goes bad if not refrigerated,
does it go bad if the cow isnt
refrigerated?
How fast do hotcakes sell?
Do prison buses have emergency
exits?
Do astronauts change their clocks
when they move over different time
zones in space?
