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I’m not wearing spring day clothes today but these people are . . .
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10 thinks I’ve learned since being “grown up”
– Money does in fact not grow on trees.
– Think carefully before you type a request into google, if you looking for a picture of a little girl perhaps, don’t type cute little girls, DON’T.
– Clothes do not magically clean itself. And on washing days you suddenly have way more clothes there than you remember wearing.
– Food does not magically cook itself. But a husband who loves cooking helps this situation.
– Many adult women still do the mean girl thing, years after high school ended. Its lame! no1 cares how fancy you are or what you have, it’s who you are that counts, don’t you watch Oprah? hehe
– My mother was right about the maximum doses of junk food and minimum doses of exercise thing catching up to me some day. Why it hasn’t caught up with her no1 knows.
– A job in the media industry means you never really stop having “home work”.
– There is such a thing as a quarter life crisis. I’ve had three
– Cartoons are still funny and shows with adults dressed as animals are still lame.
– I’m still me, just a less style challenged, less selfconscious(not unselfconscious),version of me and I like me 🙂
Here comes the bride?!?!?!
HEIN SAYS:
Recently I got the honour to mc at a friend’s wedding again and being married myself I realize the importance of a wedding day, especially for the bride. Then I stumbled upon a few pics of brides who actually CHOSE the following outfits to wear for their special days…just take a look:
This bride has a background in military camouflage training and thought it perfect for her to blend in with her surroundings in case the enemy were to invade the ceremony and she needed to make a quick getaway. The wedding went off without an attack but she is not to be seen in any of the photos.
Designed by the U.S. Army bridal dres division
Designed by the U.S. Army bridal dres division
This bride had her dress made up entirely out of party balloons
Designed by Popsi the Clown.
Yes there is such a thing is too much, when the minister said you may kiss the bride the groom had to find her first in a game of Marco Polo
Designed by Someone who doesnt know when to stop
Please tell me they are not used and sponsored by all her ex lovers! (Yes that dress is made entirely out of flavoured condoms)
Designed by Durex, Magnum, Ruff rider, Wet ‘n Wild and Choice
All the guests played a part in this wedding, thats why they were invited.
Designed by her catering service for the reception coz her dress was also the table cloths and the draping for the whole reception
Designed by her catering service for the reception coz her dress was also the table cloths and the draping for the whole reception
Now it is my understanding that any female who has *cough* big ones are allowed to show them off tastefully now and then. Hers burst out of the dress for attention. No man that aint right…even the babies at that wedding were all like.
Designed by A Man
…and the winner is…
That is her actuall wedding dress with a face to match. Is she getting married or dying? Well if this a pre-wedding photo then she seems to have lost her soul already. Clearly she is dying to get married. Oh do hide your enthusiasm. instead of the Bridal March I can imagine her walking in to the theme of Phantom of the Opera. They went for a photo session in the local nursery and all the flowers withered, dried up, died and then caught fire.
Designed by The Adams family
In my oh so humble opinion
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I’m feeling much better today (physically not so hot, but otherwise I’m really good). It might have something to do with a good friend threatening to assault me with a positivity stick if I don’t stop acting like Eeyore from Winnie the Pooh, guess sometimes you need tough love. lol
But that’s not the point here, I actually intend to share my fashionable (up to you to decide) opinion with you. I’m by no means an expert when it comes to style and my outfit for the day is usually decided by sticking my hand into my cupboard pulling something out and working around it. But when it comes to fashion/trend/style I have a few pet peeves that I’d like to share, I’ll only do five now so I don’t seem like too much of a colossal biatch 😉
1. I hate when people wear tights as pants, OK I’ve done it myself, but I insure that (a). My butt is covered by my top (b) you cant see right through my tights (c) My booty doesn’t need xxxl tights.
I know it sounds harsh, but if tights need to hold on for dear life you prob wanna give them some help, with a skirt or something…Just saying.
2. I cant stand guys with popped collars. I don’t have a definitive reason for this, it just earks me, its douchey like wearing sunglasses inside or on your head when you not holding your hair back, if your bald and sunglasses are on your head I think you look alien like. (that’s tech two points I guess)
3. Cant stand people wearing slippers to work or class. I get the comfortable thing but seriously a pair of flats could give you that without making you look like a resident at a hospice. . . just saying
4. Socks with sandals are a no no. I’m not talking high heels and opaque stockings or pretty peep toes, I’m talking flat sandals with socks a strict no no if you are not at an old age home and even there its slightly frowned upon.
5. Matching denim pants and jackets are so not my thing. I’m not saying you cant pair denim with denim, by all means! its a cool look. But in my opinion if you wear light washed jeans and a jacket in same wash and style you look like a farmer or mechanic, it’s just not a good look…. unless of course you are a farmer or a mechanic then more power to you
*This is just my opinion, you can agree or disagree, but since this is my blog, I can kinda say what I want, hehe*
Tuesdays are Shoesdays, don’t buy me this
So for today’s shoeday I’m doing things a little bit different. Instead of shoes I’d love to own I’m showcasing shoes you’d have to pay me to wear. Seriously if you are thinking of buying me a gift this is the “dont do it list”. I guess these shoes prob have their place in the world and I’m fine with that as long as that place is not my feet… 😉
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feeling ever so slightly (lots) sorry for myself
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So this weekend I went to the doctor because lately I have only stopped feeling crap long enough to feel gross. It was becoming annoying to both me and all the people who had to listen to me complain about nausea,stomach cramps, bloating and suddenly without warning HEART BURN and LOTS of it.
Turns out I have really bad gastritis or some such thing which is like an inflammation of the stomach and throat and so on (I speak under correction as my online medical degree from Mexico is still on it’s way) I also have IBS which means I’m just not very happy in my (organs needed for nutrition) area.
I’m currently on probiotics, two different types of antibiotics, some fiber supplement that tastes and looks like orange flavoured mucus, pain meds and with all my supplements (I’m anaemic) and don’t kill people pills (clinical depression) I’m taking 12 pills and 1 shot of gross drink a day (for the next 3 weeks).
I’m starting to think my doctor gets paid per pill. I hate having to take so many meds, firstly, I don’t think it could be that good for my already annoyed stomach, secondly I keep forgetting what must be taken when and so on, thirdly it makes me feel like a sick person.
This addition to my IBS means not only can’t I eat dairy, I can’t have spicy things (even like too cinnamony, SERIOUSLY!) no tomatoes, orange juice and so on and so forth anything good actually, I’m not happy!!! seriously people.
On the plus side I now know that constant feeling of hunger was not really hunger just my stomach acid eating my stomach (ja ja I’m dramatic) but now I know I’m not constantly hungry I’m just sick and am going to be getting a camera thingy shoved down my throat…..OH JOY!!!
OK I’m done complaining now, have a great Monday all
