When is too early for Phuza Thursday

So today is my Friday (long weekend) but I feel more like it's Monday and nt that pretty pale blue Monday like the summer sky, more like the blue from bruises you have no recollection of inflicting on yourself.
Anyway I'm writing this from bed freaking out between bouts of trying to fall asleep and worrying about tomorrows work load, that's me, a pre-event stresser. I'm funny that way, I never stress in a situation it's always before or after. It often works to my advantage because by the time I get to the office my body would have had a Jersey Shore style fight. My mind would no doubt tell my nervous system to man up and stop being a drama queen, my nervous system (racing heart,racing thoughts and sweaty palms) will go into a sulk and I'm left to go on with my work.
Anyway I'm currently trying to wrap my head around how to make deadline a day earlier (tomorrow) in order to see my husband graduate on Friday.
He will officially be a constable detective and I wouldn't miss the ceremony for the world (way to proud) even if I already feel dreams of murderous clocks coming on-death by deadline.
I brought some work home ,but as usual it seems I just brought notes on a overnight field trip to my house (I took notes out to start work, but instead it just sat there watching me surf the net and do my hair. It then pondered my obsession with the Food Network and judged me as I finished both halves of the wacky wednesday burger special,that's when I put it away) . I can only seem to do work at home on a weekend-go figure.
Anyway I'm way off point and need to get some sleep.
Have a great Thursday all, and send some luck this way, Like a 4leaf clover on a rabbit's foot made into a horseshoe and shoved up a rainbow 😉

Ask Hein

So Ask Hein is late today because I’m a dufus, I could nt access my email on my phone, it only occured to me now that I could check on the PC, #SMH shame on me.
Here is Hein:

Monday writes:Why do people hate me? They speak ill of me when I come around and
never want to perform when I’m upon them. I dont mean to sound jealous
but what makes Friday so special to get all the praise. Also for the
life of me Im not blue! That’s daysism!
Hein:
I dont know what to say, maybe you should go talk to Tuesday, she is
the sensible one.

SoberDoesIt asks:Did you hear, the price of booze and smokes are going up, again? Im so
glad I quit drinking and smoking years ago.
Hein:
Yes I heard sin tax is up again and I also hope u die a slow death
from a rabid dog bite to the groin then u having quit all those things
would have been pointless.

HearMeOut! writes:It is the second time now that Gareth Cliff has cut me off his radio
show in mid sentence. Frankly I find him rude, offensive and…
Hein:
Sorry, I didny finish reading your mail…twice

So that’s who I was…

found this on the net, apparently I could have looked like this in my past life.

So apparently I used to be a Polish man in my past life, hehehehehe

I was watching this series, Last Life, where they solve cases using your past life and I thought, hey lets see who I was BAAAAACCCKKKK in the day, I was hoping to be a Hollywood starlett of something fancy, but instead according to thebigview.com I was a builder, who would have thunk it (I don’t believe these things, just thought it was funny) 
Your past life diagnosis:


I don’t know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Poland around the year 1000. Your profession was that of a builder of roads, bridges and docks.


Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Person with huge energy, good in planning and supervising. If you were just garbage-man, you were chief garbage-man.


The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your lesson is to learn humility and faith in spiritual principles. You should believe in higher reasons.


Do you remember now?
(I didn’t remember sorry)

I think that’s a hoot and do you know who I am now? Looking at the meanings of my name I am Light Dark-Water Superior doesn’t that sound native american, I think it does 🙂 it also sounds very vague like the water was not sure how it felt, hehe.
Eleanor (light – also could mean honourable or pity, I don’t want to be known as pity, thanx)
Douglas (Dark Water, well so says google)
Meyers (means superior, bet Robin likes that idea)
I couldn’t even use my second name Alwene because it doesn’t seem to exist, correction I wish it didnt exist, hehe

Pastel Monday

Could not update yesterday because my phone seems to be very religious and does not work on a Sunday….

Anyway I was having a blue Monday, couldn’t wake up, my oats is too soggy, my to-do list is too long, my shoulder hurts (somehow I woke up on the floor on Saturday morning with my elbow practically lodged in my ear-I assume I was too tired to notice I fell off couch) and I have yet again decide to embark on a get fit and healthy campaign (jaja we all know I mean, toned and sexy).
So I wasn’t all that happy when I arrived at work, until I noticed my flower (which I forgot at work and assumed would have died) bloomed over the weekend and now there are two pretty lilies, this makes me feel like today is already looking up
— have a good one all 🙂