What I wore

Think my "what I wore" segments need to become a lil more dressy, starting to give the impression I don't ever dress up, I do -sometimes.
Anyway today was all about casual hang around the house clothing which meant:
– black jeggings (love them muchness)
– white summery top (love it even though, I look pregers from certain angles – gift from friend : Robyn)
– mellisa plastic pumps (from last shoe day)
– denim waistcoat (another gift from friend : Mymoena)

Have a great weekend all

EYE can’t see clearly now

My glasses; they do not usually have pictures on, but I do often forget them 🙁
Pity as this means I am practically blind now – going to have to get contacts to alternate both the wearing and the forgetting

So today I’m bitching and moaning, because I can and because I’m annoyed. I forgot my glasses at home so I’m walking around in this odd, uncomfortable blur which has made me somewhat sea sick. Also I think I woke up on the wrong side of the bed maybe, which is quite difficult if you consider I woke up so slowly this morning, I swear I felt each cell wake up individually, SUPER LAZY. Then I stood in mirror staring at myself thinking, “you really should get dressed or brush hair or something” and half an hour later I did.
Anyway I ended up forgetting my glasses (dunno what I thought the not seeing thing was all about) so here I sit on my own personal fun fair ride where everyone more than two desks away look like they are in those blurry mirror things.
But it’s Friday and I bought a ridiculous amount of sweeties today and I’m hooking up with high school besties tonight so I shall cheer up soon enough, I HOPE 🙂
PS. Fashion coming shortly

Random quiz

Found this rather weird list of questions so I thought why not – some of the questions are just plain strange (pictures are just random off the net)

1)   Which adult person around you do you want to convert into a baby?
I think Malema and then I’d make his mom hug him more, maybe he’d be a nicer person.

2)   Would you like to step into the shoes of Gulliver in ‘Gulliver’s Travels’?
Being bigger than every one is a novel idea, so yes, but not for too long, they don’t make sushi that big or cute clothes.

3)   What would you like to be- a werewolf or a vampire and why?
I don’t want to be super hairy and I don’t want to sparkle, so can I be like a fairy instead? thanx.

4)   Choose your birthday gift- a tail or a pair of horns?
why can’t I have wings 🙁 but if I have to choose I’d say a tail like marusupilami that can do things, horns would just be annoying
 

 
5)   If you were Harry Potter, then who would you inflate?
A bunch of people, I’m easily annoyed

6)  Where would you prefer to hang out- on the clothesline or the tree?
As much as I love clothers I do not see the point of hanging on a clothes line, unless it helps me catch the people who have been stealing my clothes

7)  Which toy of yours do you want to come alive?
Barbie dream house and car – You must be smart about these things

8) If you were to be born again, then what animal do you want to be?
Oprah’s puppy, lol

That was quite random, hehe
Have a great Thursday all and thankyou again to the nice girl who brought back my phone

Ask Hein

Some more very important advice from Hein

Meredith fan writes:What do u have against Grey’s Anatomy?
Hein: Nothing, y, did her anatomy then say something about me?

Mary Confused writes:It’s the 3rd time my husband goes out for his weekly poker game and he returns with lipstick stains on his collar, he says its nothing and I’ve tried to shake it off but obviously cant ignore. Any advice?
Hein: Well shaking it off wont help anyone, sounds like its very visible…have u tried a strong/er detergent?

Riri asks:Is he just gonna stand there and watch me burn?
Hein: STOP, DROP AND ROLL you stupid lady! You can’t be THAT dependant on a man.

Also, people, who catch me walking with my 1year old son in public ask me(rhetorically):Is that your son?
Me:– I should f*ckin hope so or his mom is in real big trouble
-Yes, y, what have u heard?
-This thing on my arm? Nah he is a shaved monkey that just happened to fall out my wife’s tummy after magically growing there for 9months and has a remarkable resemblance to me. Look I even taught him how to flip people off who ask me stupid questions… make finger for daddy boy
..l..(”,)
Good boy!!!

I’m not crazy, I’m just a little unwell

this pic from pubrecord.org is reading my mind!

ahhh the joys of being a woman, I was contemplating a breakfast of painkillers and chocolate this morning, but then I thought it would be redundant following my midnight snack of chocolate and painkillers last night. Then I was going to have a pizza, but changed my mind and opted to be healthier (actually the pizza place was still opening up) so I grabbed a croissant and orange juice and jelly beans and I might follow it with chocolate and painkillers.
The thing is; I suffer from pms actually my friends and family suffer from my pms. No, I don’t become bitchy and mean (husband might disagree) I just have realy bad cramps and become  ridiculously emotional, like I’d cry  because they don’t have my favourite flavour of doritos (with my dorito consumption, you’d think my favourite doritos would be an open one) anyway my point was I’m feeling crappy today, even worse than when I got home yesterday and a broken tap had turned my bathroom and guest room (actually a store room with a bed and a trampoline-nothing kinky its those exercisey things) into an indoor swimming pool and I had to deal with that before I could veg out in front of the tv, yes i feel crappier than that, but I have high hopes, wish me luck.