Mushy moment

February 3, 20112 Comments

I’m not the mushy kind of girl seriously my public displays of affection
are reserved for shoe sales and girls nights out.
I’m feeling rather mushy today though as I just found out it will be another 8/9 days before I hear the fate of the husband’s career and my future. Allow me to make sense:

The husband, Robin (@Rookiehero for the tweeters) is a trainee detective studying out of town, he used to be a soldier and then an industrial fireman so it’s safe to say he’s got the basic training down, lol. If I think of Rob as a cop images of those partner cop movies come to mind with him playing the straight laced, by the books, always gets his man, kinda cop who gets annoyed by whoever Chris Tucker or Chris Rock plays.
Luckily, although he can be annoyingly shy (still love you babe) he is pretty laid back when it doesn’t come to work and is super funny, in a Chandler in Friends not a Jack Black kinda way. Anyway he has been gone for a year now and next month he finally graduates and will be sent to goodness knows where.

When he enrolled he was told he would come back here now we are not too sure. So chances are he will be sent to some god forsaken small town where my only involvement with the media will be typing up the church’s newsletter and I’ll actually have to be famous before I get to sit front row at any fashion week again.
So now we wait, HOLD thumbs guys, although I do have dreams of living in isolation on a whimsical small holding these dreams are for when I’m older and a world renowned novelist not 25 still trying to make ends meet.

The Husband

Detox? What detox?

February 3, 2011Leave a comment

So 3 days in, the detox went belly up. (Hang head in shame) I suffer from anaemia and because I spilled my iron supplements on the bathroom floor and I had no intention of drinking pills off the same floor I’v danced around naked on, I’ve been feeling rather weak and sleepy. Then yesterday I almost passed out when I was with my mother and she went all, “ja, you wanna not eat, blah blah blah”.
Anyway so I thought I should eat something substantial and although some steamed spinach would have done, I decided I’d rather not and opted for a burger, but before that I weighed myself and low and behold I lost almost 3kgs (I know I said I just did this to detox, but I was curious about weight loss) anyway I believe the loss was because of 1 of 3 things
1 – this detox is magic
2 – I didn’t weigh myself properly before
3 – All those liquids and spending all my time in bathroom, I probably just peed myself 3kgs lighter
Any ways the burger was a bad idea and I spent last night feeling like I had Christmas lunch with the Nutty Professor.
So today I’m back to eating healthy, but I’m not denying myself everything anymore-no thanx.

Ask Hein

February 2, 2011Leave a comment

Wednesday is almost over, not really, but since I usually post from
the train in the morning it feels over, blog wise. Anyway it’s almost
over and I forgot about my Wednesday funnies, heres some more advice from Hein… (everything not in bold is all Hein)

Due to popular demand, and the voices in my head (shut up!), I have compiled another list of quickfire questions and answers 4 ur enjoyment 🙂

JEROME VAN TONDER asks: I have been cheating on my
girlfriend for 8 months now, how do I not get caught?
ANSWER: Well JEROME, u can start by excluding your name when writing to
an advice column!

WORRIED asks: How late do I have to be before I should start panicing?
If u know what I mean?
ANSWER: Yes I do and well the general rule is 5-10 minutes are
forgivebale but anything beyond that and u could get in trouble. Besides
that however, u should practice being early instead of worrying about
being late.

PSYCHIC writes: I had a problem and forsaw ur answer, thanx 4 the
advice.
COMMENT: Uhm…my pleasure?

Just a thought

February 2, 2011Leave a comment

In life be sure to never confuse:
Love with lust
Confidence with arrogance
Joy with happiness
Success with money
Fear with inability
Respect with intimidation

But one piece of chocolate can easily be confused with like five, no problem