Hey folks!
Miss me..me neither… anywho here are this weeks unanswereable questions.
Why are there no size “B” batteries ?
Why are they called apartments when they are units all together ?
Why is an army called an infantry if you have to be over 18 to get in?
Isn’t it scarry that a doctor’s office is called a practice?
Why can’t you tickle yourself (but others can) ?
Why are carrots not called oranges, as they are more orange than oranges?
Why are builders afraid of a 13th floor, but publishers not afraid of a chapter 11?
Why is it called a rainbow, it’s not a bow on top of rain. Why not rain prisim?
If a seagull flew over the bay, would it be called a bagel ?
Do pediatricians play miniature golf ?
If superman can’t be hurt by bullets, why does he duck when they throw the gun?
What is the speed of Dark ?
Did the early settlers go camping ?
Can race car drivers deduct speeding tickets ?
If a fly didnt have wings, would it be called a walk ?
How much wood can a woodchuck chuck ?
Can an ambidextrious person make an off hand remark ?
Do you feed a boogie fever ?
If you’re born again, do you have two bellybuttons ?
Why don’t they invent a cordless extension cord ?
Why is it when driving and looking for an address, we turn down the radio ?
Why do people remember where they were when someone famous was killed ? (Do
they have to prove an alibi?)
Does condensed milk comes from smaller cows ?
If a turtle loses its shell, is it considered naked or homeless ?
Why did the chicken really cross the road ?
Why does an alarm clock go off, by going on ?
If a vampire cannot see its reflection, how is their hair always so neat ?
Why is cheese so secret that we must shred it ?
When a cow laughs does milk come out its nose ?
What do they use to ship styrofoam ?
Why do we wait until a pig is dead to cure it ?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery ?
Can you tell how old a pirate is by cutting off his peg leg and counting the rings?
Do Scottish Terriers get Scotch tapeworms ?
Does the person who inventories sheep often fall asleep on the job ?
What is another word for thesaurus ?
Why do we put suits in a Garment Bag and put garments in a suitcase?
If a person thinks marathons are superior to sprints, is that racism ?
If a mute swears, does his mother make him wash his hands with soap ?
Can fat people go Skinny Dipping ?
How do you let someone know you painted a wet paint sign?
Is it possible to have a civil war ?
Why do they call it a TV Set, when there is only one ?
What happens if you get scared 1/2 to death twice ?
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to ?
