So Ask Hein is late today because I’m a dufus, I could nt access my email on my phone, it only occured to me now that I could check on the PC, #SMH shame on me.
Here is Hein:

Monday writes:Why do people hate me? They speak ill of me when I come around and
never want to perform when I’m upon them. I dont mean to sound jealous
but what makes Friday so special to get all the praise. Also for the
life of me Im not blue! That’s daysism!
Hein:
I dont know what to say, maybe you should go talk to Tuesday, she is
the sensible one.

SoberDoesIt asks:Did you hear, the price of booze and smokes are going up, again? Im so
glad I quit drinking and smoking years ago.
Hein:
Yes I heard sin tax is up again and I also hope u die a slow death
from a rabid dog bite to the groin then u having quit all those things
would have been pointless.

HearMeOut! writes:It is the second time now that Gareth Cliff has cut me off his radio
show in mid sentence. Frankly I find him rude, offensive and…
Hein:
Sorry, I didny finish reading your mail…twice