Some more very important advice from Hein

Meredith fan writes:What do u have against Grey’s Anatomy?
Hein: Nothing, y, did her anatomy then say something about me?

Mary Confused writes:It’s the 3rd time my husband goes out for his weekly poker game and he returns with lipstick stains on his collar, he says its nothing and I’ve tried to shake it off but obviously cant ignore. Any advice?
Hein: Well shaking it off wont help anyone, sounds like its very visible…have u tried a strong/er detergent?

Riri asks:Is he just gonna stand there and watch me burn?
Hein: STOP, DROP AND ROLL you stupid lady! You can’t be THAT dependant on a man.

Also, people, who catch me walking with my 1year old son in public ask me(rhetorically):Is that your son?
Me:– I should f*ckin hope so or his mom is in real big trouble
-Yes, y, what have u heard?
-This thing on my arm? Nah he is a shaved monkey that just happened to fall out my wife’s tummy after magically growing there for 9months and has a remarkable resemblance to me. Look I even taught him how to flip people off who ask me stupid questions… make finger for daddy boy
..l..(”,)
Good boy!!!