– A friend of mine,Hein Brown, does a rather funny "advice column" personally I'm torn between finding him funny and wondering what goes on in his head… Funny usually wins here is some of his latest advice:

Alotta people(those that live in my head) have told me I'm good at
dispensing advice, wanted or not, so here is my very own advice
column: Ask Hein(me of course)

CONCERNED MOTHER writes: Dear Hein we have a 15 year old son whom we
think might be in the closet. He enjoys women's clothing and especially
my shoes. What do we do?
DEAR CONCERNED, what kinda parent are you that you can't keep track of your children? Go to your room and check, if not
then he might be under the bed, you know how children love to play hide and seek. Frankly I don't blame him for trying on your clothes, being stuck in a closet really can be boring and your clothes may be his only source of entertainment.

SIR NEARLY HEADLESS NICK
writes: Dear Hein, u may remember me from the Harry Potter movies as the
'nearly headless ghost'…well that's why I'm writing u see. For centuries I have been ridiculed for my deformity and have come to seek your advice on the matter.
ANSWER: Well Sir Nick, firstly amazing performance and it's
uncanny how much u resemble John Cleese. As a ghost u know that u are bound to spend eternity with that problem so my only advice would be to accept it. Face it head on, get your head out the gutter and ask yourself, how are you headed to success? Be
headstrong and remember to always keep head above water.