Curious asks:
Who came first? The chicken or the egg?
Hein:
If they both went to the Grammy Awards then Lady Gaga…didnt see a chicken

Dogmaster wonders:
They say you cant teach an old dog new tricks but my dog wont even
remember the old tricks I taught him…think its time to put him down?
Hein:
Well carrying him around sure doenst help him to achieve much anyway.
Yes put him down and try again.

Strangled asks:
Is it possible for a person to strangle themselves dead?
Hein:
Try it then let me know how it goes.

Hofmeyer writes:
I am a popular afrikaans singer and recently I have attempted to boost
my notariety by fabricating tension between myself and international
superstar Bono, frontman for the band U2…do you think I perhaps try
to hard?
Hein:
Oh no, not at all, ur doing great as a natural idiot. Very
entertaining. As u were.
Thou next time try messing with someone who has actually heard of u.

M Ployee wants to know:
Why call it permanent employment when one is vulnerable to being laid
off or even fired at any given time?
Hein:
I agree with you, its like claiming to be immortal but getting your
head chopped off kills you forever.

Juliaheart writes:
I recently read the book and watched the movie Eat Pray Love of Julia
Roberts and also wish to go on a romantic soulsearching journey around
the world. Only problem is my bastard of a husband is still
alive…will it work if I make it look like an accident?
Hein:
No, your journey will be entitled Arrest Incarceration Execution

B. Mars writes:
I caught a grenade for her, lost both my hands, got 3rd degree burns
all over my chest and my face is horribly disfigured…she left me
saying she would never have done the same.
Hein:
She left coz your amazing… just the way you were.