Hey guys!
Someone asked me what is the funniest joke I have ever heard, well I’ve heard alotta funny things in my life but one that stands out is this I read years ago but still cracks me up till this day:
a Preacher while taking a walk on the pier is startled by a young boy yelling out, ‘Damn fish for sale, damn fish for sale!’ He decides to approach the lad about his foul language usage whereupon the boy kindly explains that he is not cursing but rather that the fish were caught in a dam, hence they are dam fish.  After an apology and a good laugh the preacher supports the young lad’s business by purchasing 3 bags of fish to take home to his wife. As he got home he yelled from the door to his loving wife that he has some dam fish he would like her to prepare. His wife gasped from the kitchen and asked why he, a man of the Word, would use such profanity unbecoming of his nature and image. The preacher had to then explain to his wife that because of where the young boy caught them they are refered to as dam fish. His wife gave a big smiling sigh of relief and immediately begun preparing the fish.
Later that night at dinner, the preacher his wife, son and daughter were all seated around the table when the preacher asked his son to pass the dam fish when his son excitedly jumped up and yelled, ”That’s the spirit dad, pass the f*cking potatoes!!!”