Here comes the bride?!?!?!

HEIN SAYS:
Recently I got the honour to mc at a friend’s wedding again and being married myself I realize the importance of a wedding day, especially for the bride. Then I stumbled upon a few pics of brides who actually CHOSE the following outfits to wear for their special days…just take a look:

This bride has a background in military camouflage training and thought it perfect for her to blend in with her surroundings in case the enemy were to invade the ceremony and she needed to make a quick getaway. The wedding went off without an attack but she is not to be seen in any of the photos.
Designed by the U.S. Army bridal dres division

This bride had her dress made up entirely out of party balloons
Designed by Popsi the Clown.

Yes there is such a thing is too much, when the minister said you may kiss the bride the groom had to find her first in a game of Marco Polo
Designed by Someone who doesnt know when to stop

Please tell me they are not used and sponsored by all her ex lovers! (Yes that dress is made entirely out of flavoured condoms)
Designed by Durex, Magnum, Ruff rider, Wet ‘n Wild and Choice

All the guests played a part in this wedding, thats why they were invited.
Designed by her catering service for the reception coz her dress was also the table cloths and the draping for the whole reception

Now it is my understanding that any female who has *cough* big ones are allowed to show them off tastefully now and then. Hers burst out of the dress for attention. No man that aint right…even the babies at that wedding were all like.

Designed by A Man

…and the winner is…

That is her actuall wedding dress with a face to match. Is she getting married or dying? Well if this a pre-wedding photo then she seems to have lost her soul already. Clearly she is dying to get married. Oh do hide your enthusiasm. instead of the Bridal March I can imagine her walking in to the theme of Phantom of the Opera. They went for a photo session in the local nursery and all the flowers withered, dried up, died and then caught fire.
Designed by The Adams family

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