I’m finally out of bed after 20 min of trying wake up and bargaining with myself “You can sleep extra few minutes if you eat breakfast at work”, “You can lay here longer if you can figure out a way to brush your teeth and your hair at the same time”.
I’ve been known to employ other cheats during the day and I bet I’m not the only one who…

– has painted only the toes you can see when wearing peep toes.
– has shaved only the part of the leg you can actually see.
– has perfected the art of putting on make-up on the go.
– puts heels in bag till you reach destination because not everyday is a running on heels kinda day.
– convinced myself that a yogi sip is a balanced meal.
– wet my hair because styling is too much trouble.
– worn a scarf because yet again styling is too much trouble.
– convinced myself that I’m not getting cold so I don’t need a jacket when truth is I’m to lazy to go back for one.
– eaten straight out of the Tupperware because cleaning plates is too much of a shlep.
– only bake the day before cleaning lady comes, again because of dishes.

…. The list goes on, but don’t want you to loose ALL respect for me