I often have weird conversations in my head, thought I'd share a few of these internal convos in hopes of someone saying, "hey, I do that too". Then maybe I feel less odd 😀

so I was on flight yesterday, very crappy turbulent one that brought back my motion sickness *green sick face*

Then I thought – I should nt have had that warm vitamin water and oily biltong, I'm gonna barf, I should get sick bag, but what if I don't get sick and I end up just sitting there holding the sick bag looking odd and having everyone move away from me, in any case where is the bag anyway. I'm sitting right infront so I'll have to loosen seatbelt and risk guy next to me see me looking for sick bag (flip y is this flight taking so long-thought pilot said landing in 5min, this is not 5min- I can't believe my life is in the hands of someone who can't tell time) I'm still gonna be sick, maybe I should go to bathroom, crap they said stay put-if I get sick I'll have to grab whteva is nearer, not my bag that's new and it will be hell to clean
….Thank goodness we landed after that