Confession time: I watch Disney Channel, hehe well not all the programs, some of them make me want to move to a small town where they have never even heard of television just to get away, but some like Wizards of Waverly Place are really cool. It’s about these three young wizards (Justin, Alex and Max) who have to compete because only one of them get to keep their powers when they grow up. Their dad Jerry is an ex wizard and mom Theresa just an ordinary human. They are actually just a normal family, even if they are all attractive, witty and can do magic. Here are some quotes from the show:
Alex:Now first thing first, do not tell Justin. He will just report you to the wizard council.
Max:Second thing second, don’t tell me because I will probably forget and tell Justin.
Alex:OK, Then we won’t tell you.
Max:Tell me what?
Kelbo:You’re good.
Max:Second thing second, don’t tell me because I will probably forget and tell Justin.
Alex:OK, Then we won’t tell you.
Max:Tell me what?
Kelbo:You’re good.
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Max: I got a date! I got a date! dad, I got a date!
Jerry: Max i told you, if a girl comes in and asks ifyou do take out, it doesn’t mean she wants to take you out.
Jerry: Max i told you, if a girl comes in and asks ifyou do take out, it doesn’t mean she wants to take you out.
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Alex:Oh! I know what we should do! We should let Harper move into the basement. That would be great for me..us..her!
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Alex Russo: [while at wizard school, Justin is wearing a robe and
glasses] You remind me of someone... Barry something, Jerry
something, [Larry] something; oh forget it.
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Theresa Russo: [to Justin] Im so sorry, I forgot you!
Jerry Russo: How can a mother forget her own son?
Theresa Russo: What about you?
Jerry Russo: What? Im a dad. Before my coffee in the morning, Im
lucky if remember one of these kids........
Jerry Russo: [trying to teach spells] Okay, you havent eaten for
days and youre starving and in desperate need of a sandwich. What
do you do?
Alex Russo: I go down to the sandwich shop and ask Mom to make me a
sandwich.
Jerry Russo: Yes, but Moms not there.
Justin Russo: Wheres Mom?
Jerry Russo: She left the country.
Justin Russo: Left the country! Why? Is she okay?
Jerry Russo: Shes fine!
Alex Russo: Well if shes fine I dont see why she couldnt make me a
sandwich.
