The Husband is off sick, shame I feel both sorry for him cause he looks rather ill and jealous of him cos he is at home and can watch all the cartoons he wants, I’d watch The Penguins of Madagascar, those guys crack me up, heres why:

Skipper, Kowalski, Rico and Private seem just like four cute penguins living in the Central Park Zoo but they are actually an elite strike force with unmatched commando skills & secret headquarters

Skipper: I don’t like it. What do you make of it, Kowalski?
Kowalski: I’m not sure, Skipper. It could be anything.
Skipper: Oh really? Could it be Alaska?
Kowalski: Nooo… Its probably not A…
Skipper: Are you saying that Alaska might be stuck upside down to the clock tower of my zoo?
Kowalski: I guess…
Skipper: Because I think people would notice if the entire state of Alaska just packed up and moved to the zoo.
Kowalski: Alright! Maybe it couldn’t be anything!
Rico: Wuuh.
Skipper: I’m sorry, boys. I sometimes resort to sarcasm when facing the unknown.
Kowalski: No duh.

Hornet: Hey! Who pokes things? You like poke? I sting your face!
Kowalski: It appears to be a hornet’s nest, Skipper.
Hornet: Ooh, you vin prize! You know vat prize is? I sting your face!
Skipper: Easy, stingtail. We don’t want any trouble. We’re just questioning your choice of locale.
Hornet: I have question for you. Knock knock.
Skipper: Who’s there?
Hornet: I sting your face!

Skipper: Ah, King Julien. I believe I owe you some words.
Kowalski: In random order, they are: told, I, so, you.
Skipper: Allow me to unscramble.

Private: I don’t think he’s buying it, Skipper.
Skipper: Enough with the smoke and mirrors! It’s time we started acting like penguins!
Private: But all we know is the smile-and-wave routine. What else do penguins do?
Skipper: I don’t have the faintest.

Kowalski: Once you escape to the sewer, find an aligator named Roger and give him this secret code phrase: “Help me, oh, help me. Please, please help me. For the sweet love of mother mercy, please help me escape the animal control agent that’s chasing me.” He’ll know what it means.

Skipper: Kowalski, options.
Kowalski: A strategic retreat, Skipper?
Skipper: Explain.
Kowalski: It’s like running away but manlier.
Skipper: Execute.

King Julien: Why are you eyeing my delicious thighs and robust rump? Wait. You are not going to ransom me. You are going to eat me! Eat me if you must, but I will give you terrible indigestion, and gas unlike any ever!