I love Two Broke Girls, even though it’s a sitcom about two single 20 something women in New York , I feel like I can relate. In fact it looks like being a mom is turning me into Max (the dark haired one) from Two Broke Girls – here is how her quotes relate to my life

 

You need to stop freaking out because you’re not where you thought you would be, in life or in our business. It’s real life, lower your expectations. (Max to Caroline)

–       I’m learning to accept things, that picture I had before I was a mom, all of it has changed and you know what? It’s okay

 

 

You’re not my type anyway! You’re a bartender who’s close to liquor all night, and you’re not an alcoholic. So, clearly, you don’t know how to seize an opportunity. (Max to her on again off again boyfriend Johnny)

–       How I feel about people who don’t invite me to things anymore – since I’m a boring mom now

 

My pants kept saying “take me off” and I was like “No pants” (Telling Caroline about a romantic encounter)

–       Still trying to lose the baby (and cake and various other snacks) weight and some clothing items are a tight squeeze and want me to wear tights, and I’m like no tights are not pants even if they are just so comfy

 

 

I’m not a fan of hearing what people have to say (To her boss about customer comment cards)

–       Comments on mom forums can get a little overly heated, overly so and I’m not a fan of people losing it like that

 

We’re two very different kinds of idiots, but we are idiots (Max to Caroline)

–       Finding  that kindred mom, your views are different but you get each other, I have more than a few friends like that

 

You look so beautiful I forget how bad your personality is (said to Max)

–       That moment you stare at your sleeping angel who not too long ago was a tantrum throwing hooligan, you seem to forget all that was (sort of).

 

This place isn’t when Harry met Sally it’s when Harry met Salmonella (Max about the diner)

–       My husband and I feel like we are living with a very messy roommate who doesn’t even pay his share of the rent, sheesh

 

On life’s resume, under special skills it says, “Good at making things worse” (Max complaining)

–       Some days just suck, sick kid, malfunctioning something or other, and then you come down with something, it doesn’t rain it pours…

 

I think society is way too concerned with other people’s idea of what is pretty (Max defending her choice not to go to decorating class)

–       Those days when I wish going to the shop in my PJs was social acceptable, it isn’t though people, it isn’t

 

My interest rate in this conversation is zero (Max talking about taxes)

–       Unsolicited advice gets this reaction. Well it does in my head in real life I just smile and nod.