To whom it may concern…
I am writing to bring to your attentions a few aspects of my product which are not at all as advertised.
I know that most warranties expire after two years so this is by no means an attempt to acquire a replacement, instead I would just appreciate if you were to revise your advertising campaign.
Firstly thank you for the item, it is more beautiful than I could ever imagined…There are a few inconsistencies though.
According to the advertising (which played mostly in my head while pregnant) the item in question should be interested in a variety of foods.
I had every intention of making bento boxes and smoothies(just check my pinterest feed) I was under the impression we would chat over milk and biscuits and he would beg to lick the spoon when I bake…that feature is yet to kick in. In fact I think you might have shipped me a solar powered version.
Secondly our shopping trips are nothing like advertised (again mostly in my head) there is no strolling through the shops in heels as a well behaved tyke holds my hand and I push a trolley filled with organic goodies.
In fact just yesterday I had said tyke half way up the shelves in Clicks (I kid you not),chanting “I like to climb up and up” I picked him up (or down in this case) and had him flailing under my arm as he attempted to lick my hand because apparently his tongue tasted funny. This was a step up as reprimanding him is usually met with blowing spitty raspberries or playing dead.
I put him down and he made a giggly run for it… This glitch comes about at least twice a day and was not advertised…The product is much faster than expected, also way more slippery and much dirtier.
The walking setting seems to have been replaced by running and talking by screaming.
He doesn’t seem to have the built in stand there and be quiet feature either…He insists on greeting everyone everywhere we go…He had a melt down when someone asking for food at our door didn’t give him a fist bump (cried for like 15min because “uncle didn’t say hello”). Don’t get me started on the “sads” brought on my shop keepers not engaging in conversation and not accepting his clumsy 2 year old help…”I fix,I fix” , “Aidy can”, “Aidy help” …
This product is not at all what I expected, but if you try to take it from me I will chase you down with the speed developed from chasing him around and beat you down with the strong arms acquired from wresting him down 🙂
… feeling silly this Tuesday have an awesome day all
